Furnishings

Rocket Lamp Built From Jet Engine (Can We Get A “ZOMG”)

This retro-styled rocket lamp is more than the absolutely most perfect accessory to complete any room, it’s the absolutely most perfect accessory to complete any room that’s built from the igniter can of a freakin’ jet engine. One-of-a-kind and shamelessly worth its $2,100 sticker price, we want to push each and every one of its…

Gadgets Mark Wilson May 9

El Luminoso Rug Uses Wool and LEDs to Bring the Galaxy to Your Floor

Designed by Esti Barnes, El Luminoso is a made-to-measure carpet that mixes LEDs into the pile. Given that the last rugs I writhed upon with gay abandon wrote about were the Wurst rugs, a selection of sausage-inspired floor coverings that looked like a pool of puke, Esti’s design is bleedin’ gawjus. No idea of the…

Tech News AddyDugdale Apr 8

Mudes Lamps Make Me Think of a Prize-Fighting Egg

But I guess that’s the drugs talking. Designed by Nicolloe Alves Rincon with teenage girls in mind, these portable, rechargeable Mude lamps will, I guess, have pride of place at slumber parties. Just like our apocalyptic friends on horseback, four knobs control war, famine, pestilence and death the color and intensity of one of the…

Gadgets AddyDugdale Mar 20

Is This The Best Mantrap I’ve Ever Seen?

For when a lasso won’t do, may I recommend The Trap, an art installation by This Is Collective, a bunch of rather clever designers. The embroidered steaks on the bedspread, means it will only work on meat-eating sewing freaks, ladies. The Trap was on show at the Come Up To My Room installation in Toronto…

Gadgets AddyDugdale Feb 28

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say ‘Hide the Sausage’ in a Headline

Number two in an occasional series of crazy things to do with meat, this is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it’s one of the Wurst rugs I’ve…

Gadgets AddyDugdale Feb 14

Astone Sit N Joy Inflatable Massage Chair Does What It Says

How do I love thee, Astone Sit N Joy inflatable massage chair? Let me count the ways. Cup holder. Dock for iPod. Remote control. Works on the beach, grass, home, prison (probably). Great name (ass-tone, heh). Wipes down for easy maintenance. Wonderful lay-dee-filled gallery (see below.) Just 122 buckeroonies. [AxPertZ via New Launches]

Gadgets AddyDugdale Dec 3

Takara Tomy Air Filter for Babies Cleans Air, But Chokes You With Its Cuteness

Famed maker of awesome Takara Tomy’s latest bundle of cool is a super cute air filter for babies. It’s outfitted with an antibacterial filter and Sharp’s “decontamination ion” purification tech (my AC in Japan actually had this too) so your offspring don’t inhale all the nasty, germ-y stuff floating around your house. It’s about $150…

Gadgets Matt Buchanan Nov 1

Animated Space Invaders Doormat Keeps Your Visitors’ Feet Clean – If They Have Feet

Fresh from French designers La Tête Au Cube comes this hi-tech doormat, which does many things to a person’s crib. For starters, it says “Beware Of The Nerd” in a fairly charming way. It will show you to your door no matter how many Flaming Sambucas/microdots/spliffs you’ve had the (mis)fortune to consume on your travels.…

Gadgets Ad Dugdale Apr 13

Fresh Salmon Pillow: Guaranteed Mercury-Free, Stays Fresh After Three Days

Even though this looks like the catch of the day chilling out in your refrigerator, there’s nothing fishy at all about this Fresh Salmon Pillow. From the looks of the photo, it’s quite realistic, but we’re still scratching our heads in wonder, trying to figure out why such a thing exists, and who would put…

Gadgets Charlie White Apr 9

Sheer Bubble Kitchen:The Tiniest Kitchen You’ll Never Be Able to Afford

While I don’t know if it’s a “new form of living” as the site claims, the Sheer Kitchen “and Emotion” does promise to change the way you cook. If you’re very large, probably not for the better—this bubble stuffs an entire kitchen into a space only 148 cm in diameter. The bottom half contains a…

Gadgets Matt Buchanan Apr 8

Body Bag Bean Bags: Dead-On Chic

If you’re beyond emo all the way into Goth, these Body Bag Bean Bags will serve as a macabre decoration for your living room that will make it seem more like that dream morgue you’ve always wanted. Add to these furnishings a dripping faucet sound effect reverberating through the room, and the effect is complete.…

Gadgets Charlie White Jul 6

Rocket Lamp Built From Jet Engine (Can We Get A “ZOMG”)

El Luminoso Rug Uses Wool and LEDs to Bring the Galaxy to Your Floor

Mudes Lamps Make Me Think of a Prize-Fighting Egg

Is This The Best Mantrap I’ve Ever Seen?

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say ‘Hide the Sausage’ in a Headline

Astone Sit N Joy Inflatable Massage Chair Does What It Says

Takara Tomy Air Filter for Babies Cleans Air, But Chokes You With Its Cuteness

Animated Space Invaders Doormat Keeps Your Visitors’ Feet Clean – If They Have Feet

Fresh Salmon Pillow: Guaranteed Mercury-Free, Stays Fresh After Three Days

Sheer Bubble Kitchen:The Tiniest Kitchen You’ll Never Be Able to Afford

Body Bag Bean Bags: Dead-On Chic

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