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OSIM uSpace Full Body Massage Chair Balances Your Body, Bank Account

At $6,000, this OSIM uSpace full body massage chair better do what it says in addition to just looking all sci-fi and space Pac-Manish. According to the manufacturer, the chair fixes you using mood lighting, massage, and music. They say the uSpace has three different modes: “revitalize”, “relax” or “balance” you. They explain that using…

Gadgets Jesus Diaz Sep 5

Virtual Lake Floating Lounge Brings the Sandman Every Time

Even the most crippling insomnia is surely no match for the Gentle Wave lounge. Using a handheld remote, users can control a rocking motion that is designed to simulate floating in a lake. It can also be used to manage the intensity of the sound wave massage emanating from its dual 50-watt transducers. Combine that…

Tech News Sean Fallon Sep 3

The $2000 DanBall Relieves Stress, Keeps Typing Fingers Limbered Up

I’ll be the first to admit that having someone massage your hands is relaxing, especially after a long day of typing away on a computer. If you agree, a finger massage from this DanBall device may be just the thing to help melt away your stress. According to the manufacturer, it can give you up…

Gadgets Sean Fallon Jul 25

Sharper Image Human Touch Massage Chairs Look Familiar

Reader Tim points out that this massage chair, seen at Sharper Image, looks really familiar. You know, we think he’s right, but we can’t quite get a grasp on it. We just hope they keep on selling these things even after their stores close-you know, for the human touch. Seriously, it’s like on the tip…

Tech News Jason Chen Jun 27

Japan’s Most Advanced Massage Chair

This aired a few nights ago on Kinchan no Kasoh Taisho in Japan, a show apparently dedicated to the advancement of science, technology and the arts. We’d love to have one of these massage chairs in our own homes, because it looks super comfortable and not at all awkward. The only request we have? We…

Gadgets Jason Chen May 6

Auto Healther Does Complete Body Massage, Robotically

Remember the massage pants? Well, automated massage seems to have taken a step further on from those with the Dainichi Auto Healther Reiz DZ-270: it’s a robo-table that can massage you from your head to to toe. You just select your program from the touchscreen, lie back, pull the hood over, switch on some music…

Gadgets Kit Eaton Apr 21

Massage Pants Soothe the Parts Other Pants Just Can’t Reach

Here’s a product for those of you whose desk-bound working life puts a strain on your posterior: massage pants. Ohoho yes. They’ve got seven massage units arranged in a “a scientific and rational allocation” to best soothe your (ahem) parts, a number of different vibration modes and an exciting-sounding 20-minute automatic mode for handsfreeness. I’ll…

Gadgets Kit Eaton Apr 17

Airo Massaging Backpack Soothes Sore Muscles, Doubles as a Turtle Costume

Last year we came across the Rotoflexion massaging backpack, but alas it was only a concept device. However, someone out there was enterprising enough to turn the idea into reality with the Airo—a backpack that can apply massage, vibration, and relaxing heat to sore shoulder and back muscles. Unfortunately, it appears that they failed to…

Tech News Sean Fallon Mar 31

Computerized Pillow Reduces Snoring and Gives Neck Massages

German scientist Daryoush Bazargani has invented a computerized pillow that can stop you from snoring. Where this one improves on previous attempts is that it actually tries to stop your snoring itself, rather than just telling you how you should have slept the next morning. Bazargani’s pillow inflates and deflates different chambers to adjust your…

Gadgets Blongo3 Oct 3

A Message to Panasonic, Purveyors of Real Pro Ultra Massage Chairs

Dear Panasonic. First of all, I’d like to say how fine that Real Pro Ultra massage chair looks, if a little scary. It reminds me of that robot thing in Aliens – you know, the one that Ripley straps herself into right at the end. I’m sort of waiting for the model (about whom, more…

Gadgets AddyDugdale Aug 20

Total Health Vibrating Pet Massager: Give Your Pet a Good Time

Hot on the heels from last week’s dog juice catcher canine sex toy comes this vibrating pet massager. In a tasteful FootSpa aqua color, this 4.5-inch bone-shaped device apparently soothes sore muscles, relaxes, and enhances the bond between pet and owner. As do regular visits to the park, a bowl of food and a bit…

Gadgets Ad Dugdale Apr 24

Massaging Speakers in Weird Places…Like Your Shoes

Jacob Mathew is a designer with a Vision: to not only fit speakers around/in all parts of your lifestyle, but to utilize these speakers in the art of massage. So he opened Soundsations, a “spa created to provide the music massage experience”. Here is a gallery of his Mathew Audio Collection. I generally prefer my…

Gadgets Mark Wilson Feb 18

USB Massage Ball

Much like the USB Eye Massager, except, well, in a ball form, this USB device loosens up sore areas wherever they may be. Just plug in the USB cable, place the USB ball in the affected region, and presto, instant massage. https://gizmodo.com/two-fingered-usb-eye-massager-191846 Great for lonely people and computer geeks—the Venn diagram of which looks like…

Gadgets Jason Chen Dec 29

OSIM iGoGo: Wireless Massaging MP3 Player Ushers in Age of Teledildonics

The age of teledildonics draws ever closer with the OSIM iGoGo, a 128MB MP3 player that can communicate wirelessly with two massage units. Distribute these rectangular devices on those spots that get you hot (and/or those of your comely young companion), and turn the music up to 11. It’ll get you where you want to…

Tech News Charlie White Sep 15

Two-Fingered USB Eye Massager

This USB eye massager is designed for people who sit in front of a computer all day long (hmm…all of us here?) and whose peepers feel a little uncomfortable afterwards. Once plugged into a USB port, the massager automatically turns on, and begins the “[r]hythmic stroking of your skin.” There’s two different speeds, “high speed”…

Gadgets Nicholas Deleon Aug 3

Motorola Patents Electric Massage Cellphones

The vibrate function on current mobiles still make an uncomfortable amount noise, especially if placed on a table. Because of this, Motorola has developed a new system to silently massage the wearer when a call is incoming. The technology will send electric pulses into your soft, flabby exterior in order to stimulate your gooey interior.…

Tech News Jason Chen Apr 20

Panasonic Body Brush & Massager

It washes! It massages! It washes AND massages! *gasp* Launching in the UK this month for £40, and as yet unavailable in the US, all we really want to know about Panasonic’s Body Brush & Massager is: will it love us like the Hitachi Magic Wand? Panasonic Body Brush & Massager [Panasonic UK via Gadget…

Gadgets Gizmodo.com Apr 10

OSIM uSpace Full Body Massage Chair Balances Your Body, Bank Account

Virtual Lake Floating Lounge Brings the Sandman Every Time

The $2000 DanBall Relieves Stress, Keeps Typing Fingers Limbered Up

Sharper Image Human Touch Massage Chairs Look Familiar

Japan’s Most Advanced Massage Chair

Auto Healther Does Complete Body Massage, Robotically

Massage Pants Soothe the Parts Other Pants Just Can’t Reach

Airo Massaging Backpack Soothes Sore Muscles, Doubles as a Turtle Costume

Computerized Pillow Reduces Snoring and Gives Neck Massages

A Message to Panasonic, Purveyors of Real Pro Ultra Massage Chairs

Total Health Vibrating Pet Massager: Give Your Pet a Good Time

Massaging Speakers in Weird Places…Like Your Shoes

USB Massage Ball

OSIM iGoGo: Wireless Massaging MP3 Player Ushers in Age of Teledildonics

Two-Fingered USB Eye Massager

Motorola Patents Electric Massage Cellphones

Panasonic Body Brush & Massager

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