World’s Oldest Wild Bird, Now 68, Still Fucks and She Has the Baby to Prove It
Wisdom, a 68-year-old Laysan albatross and the world’s oldest known wild bird, has successfully hatched a chick, according to the US Fish and Wildlife Service. You know what that means: She still fucks. No, the male bird does not stick his bird dong into the egg. Instead, both male and female birds have cloacas, openings…
