Those who forget history are doomed to have it reenacted by vampires: Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

As Americans, we are expected to be optimistic. We look to the future, and the vista of endless progress — but we're still haunted by the past, including the stuff we brought with us from the Old World. And vampires perfectly represent this great national tension. They're going to live forever (just like Fame!) but…

New Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter trailer gives The Gettysburg Address new meaning

We've got two new trailers for Timur Bekmambetov's presidential vampire movie, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. The first trailer gives the Gettysburg Address some supernatural subtext. The second is a red-band clip show of the carnage Honest Abe inflicts on a few fangers. It's got that lovely sharp slo-mo Timur is…

There's even more sexy Abe in the international trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Yesterday we saw the first-ever trailer for Timur Bekmambetov's hyper-stylized supernatural flick Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. If you enjoyed masculine Abe chopping trees in slow motion with his axe, then you're going to love this new trailer with double the carnage and hot-dead-president action! Dance for us…