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Not Even Ice Cream Can Cheer Up Lil Vader

20×200 is a great site to get limited-edition art prints for cheap, with new works coming out every few days. Today’s print? The saddest, most adorable lil GBA-playing Vader ever. Awwww. [20×200]

Tech News Adam Frucci Apr 14

Remainders – The Things We Didn’t Post: One Small Step Edition

In today’s Remainders: progress. Sort of. Openmoko’s WikiReader takes baby steps towards usability; a new sculpture series offers busts of the Darth Vader that could’ve been; an MSNBC slideshow sheds light on the photographic pursuits of ISS astronauts, and more. Wiki Wiki We first saw Openmoko’s single-purpose WikiReader back in October, and we weren’t exactly…

Space & Spaceflight Kyle VanHemert Feb 9

Real-Life Fan-Fic Alert: Darth Vader & Daft Punk Team Up To Hawk Adidas

In a move seemingly out of the most boring fan fiction ever, Darth Vader and French Daft Punk have teamed up, not to conquer the universe…but to sell footwear. In a commercial for Adidas’ upcoming Star Wars-inspired Original Line, Sith Lord Darth Vader and robotic house music legends Daft Punk descend on a street full…

io9 Cyriaque Lamar Jan 15

The Galactic Empire Has Taken Over Wall Street

It seems that Wall Street is finally an official part of a dark empire. Or at least that’s the impression I’m getting from seeing Darth Vader himself ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange earlier. Wonder if that long awkward silence is because everyone’s trying to think of a non-obvious joke about…

Tech News Rosa Golijan Dec 22

Ancient Cylon Warrior Almost Looked Like Darth Vader

Battlestar Galactica’s effects genius Gary Hutzel and model-maker Pierre Drolet had to create some ancient Cylon remains for the Galactica crew to dig up. So they reached into Japanese Samurai designs… and his first efforts looked quite like Darth Vader. Vader’s fellow Sith Lord, Darth Mojo, has been posting about the process of developing these…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Jun 15

Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels

Way back in 2006, a young, eager Jason Chen brought the world word of a Yoda Back Buddy that mimicked the training scene from The Empire Strikes Back. Now Darth Vader, ever the envious Sith Lord, wants in on the action too. https://gizmodo.com/yoda-backpack-179185 Kind of demeaning for the ol’ baddie, no? I mean, turning one…

Tech News Jack Loftus May 31

Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake

What in the name of all that is sugar frosted and cinnamon-flavored is this cake from hell? Is Darth Vader going to eat your baby? Is the Dark Lord your child’s father too? Answer us! Apparently, it’s just a way to welcome a newborn girl into this world. Because nothing says “Have a wonderful life”…

Tech News Jesus Diaz Feb 3

Bobble Head Vader is So Ashamed of You

This bobble head Darth Vader is designed for your monitor, where he can look down on you in shame. What has disgusted him so? You. Slob. I mean, you were the chosen one! Yes, you! You always knew it, too, but gave up on moving objects with your mind at an early age while settling…

Tech News Mark Wilson Jul 3

Crutch Vader Avoids Jail, Dark Side Wins Again

District Judge Andrew Straw has given Crutch Vader a “suspended 12 months” jail sentence plus an order to pay $500 to the “victims”—two morons members of the Jedi Church of England—and their lawyer. This means that Sir Lord Vader Von Drunk—real name Arwel Wynn Hughes—will avoid jail. Quite frankly, after seeing the video of his…

Tech News Jesus Diaz May 13

Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault

After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master’s ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: “I hope the force will soon be with him” (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading…

Tech News Jesus Diaz Apr 24

Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master’s Ass With Crutch

A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by…

Tech News Jesus Diaz Mar 29

Kaws Darth Vader Unboxed

Not all of you loved the Kaws Darth Vader when it was first announced, but for those of you that did, Toys R Evil dug up some great new shots. According to the toy blog, only 500-1,000 were made, and they were selling for $150 exclusively at Kaws’ Original Fake store in Tokyo. In any…

Tech News Adrian Covert Oct 1

Darth Vader Adidas Have Design That Only a Mother Could Love

The Star Wars merch guys have coupled up with Adidas to celebrate the movie’s 30th anniversary. And this is what they came up with: hideous shiny patent leather Superstars that kill with one look—rather like Darth, really. Nice insoles, though. If I were Darth and whichever poor sod I’d chosen to make my shoes came…

Tech News AddyDugdale Jul 16

Star Wars Darth Vader Back Buddy

Strap on the Darth Vader Back Buddy, and you’ll have the most feared fallen Jedi mofo toting around your stuff. $20, and guaranteed to be 100% wheeze-free. [Entertainment Earth via Neatorama]

Tech News Kevinhall2 Jul 12

Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume From Original Molds Really Wheezes

The Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume is the full package: you get a jumpsuit complete with fake leather pants and sleeves (though the codpiece is real leather), Darth’s signature cape, and all of his armor cast from the original Lucasfilm molds. Our favorite part: the suit has a custom apparatus to mimic Darth’s breathing. It…

Tech News Kevinhall2 Jul 10

Not Even Ice Cream Can Cheer Up Lil Vader

Remainders – The Things We Didn’t Post: One Small Step Edition

Real-Life Fan-Fic Alert: Darth Vader & Daft Punk Team Up To Hawk Adidas

The Galactic Empire Has Taken Over Wall Street

Ancient Cylon Warrior Almost Looked Like Darth Vader

Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels

Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake

Bobble Head Vader is So Ashamed of You

Crutch Vader Avoids Jail, Dark Side Wins Again

Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault

Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master’s Ass With Crutch

Kaws Darth Vader Unboxed

Darth Vader Adidas Have Design That Only a Mother Could Love

Star Wars Darth Vader Back Buddy

Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume From Original Molds Really Wheezes

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