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Just when I thought I was safe using my Securipee to stop the bathroom ridicule, now I have to deal with the actual urinal insulting my manhood. The Wizmark Urinal Communicator was created by Dr. Richard Deutsch—great use of that doctorate. It is a disposable drain cover that will sense a visitor and respond by playing a prerecorded message. It can play back any kind of a message—one county in New York is using the device to play public service announcements against drunk driving.


Talking Urinal [Newlaunches]