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Have you ever dreamt of being a plastic surgeon? Do you have a vague understanding of what and where your facial features are? Then according to “Plastic Surgery Simulator – Free Surgeon Games,” you’re already overqualified. Welcome to Crapp Store, a weekly-ish series in which we download and play the App Store’s alarming array of…
Update 9:06am: Nope. It turns out the annual nightmare that is April Fool’s Day is no longer relegated to just April 1st. This watch is totally fake, and everything on the internet is officially insufferably terrible. Only 12 Americans have ever stepped foot on our moon, and given NASA’s recent budget constraints, there’s little chance…
Your wireless network could know exactly where you are. Engineers at MIT have developed a new tool that uses wireless signals to let them calculate your location to within just inches—and it’s so accurate it could help them eradicate wifi passwords. The tool, called Chronos and created by a team form MIT’s Computer Science and…
Fancy treating yourself? The world’s largest ever blue diamond is going up for auction on May 18th at Christie’s in Geneva. But you better have a healthy bank balance: It’s expected to sell for somewhere in the region of $45 million. The stone—known as the Oppenheimer Blue, because it was previously owned by Sir Philip…
An insect army awaits you. A team of engineers has developed a way to remotely control the movement of this beetle in incredible detail, finely tuning its gait, step length and walking speed. The team of engineers, from Nanyang Technological University in Singapore and the University of California Berkley, has created the cyborg Mecynorrhina torquata…
Earlier this month, Google’s Go-playing AI wiped the floor with the game’s existing world champion. Now, a team of engineers from China plan to challenge AlphaGo with their own artificial intelligence system. Reuters reports that China’s state-owned Shanghai Securities News announced the idea today. The report explains that the scientists, who are part of the…
Looking like some kind of delectable mashup of Tron and The Hunt for Red October, this is actually a view inside the bridge of the guided-missile destroyer USS Roosevelt. Boatswain’s Mate Seaman Lucas Robinson is studiously updating the status board in this image. It’s a vital part of the bridge—sometimes referred to at the pilot…
Facebook has made no secret of the fact that it wants to do bigger things with Messenger than simply messaging. Now, if you fly KLM, you’ll be able to manage your flights by interacting with a specially designed bot. Facebook has announced that KLM’s Messenger bot is already up and running for some users and…
Hammocks and rocking chairs are both fundamentally impractical pieces of furniture, but I will nonetheless spend hours at a time gently swaying in either. Combining both ideas into one design won’t help with that problem, but it does look relaxing as hell. A trio of students from the MIT Institute of Design in Pune, India…
Just weeks after explaining in detail how it’s impossible for anyone but Apple to unlock iOS devices, it looks like the FBI is on a streak: the Bureau is now helping an Arkansas prosecutor unlock an iPhone and iPod related to a homicide investigation. As the AP reports, Faulkner County Prosecuting Attorney Cody Hiland is…
Trying to cancel Comcast service is one of Dante’s circles of hell, as has been painfully and repeatedly proven in the past. So what could make this bureaucractic nightmare even worse? A government bill, of course. Assemblyman Mike Gatto has proposed what TechCrunch has aptly dubbed “Ryan’s Law”, a bill that would ensure you can…
The iPhone SE is not a new phone, so it’s no surprise to see that it’s made with old components. Chipworks has torn one of the shiny old phones apart on the eve of its launch, and what’s inside is rather familiar. The processor is the same A9 chip found in the iPhone 6s, and…
Every year, FixNation, a Los Angeles animal charity, holds an auction of designer cat houses to raise money. This year’s Fan Favorite is “Cat in the Fishbowl.” It’s very nice, but we’re pretty sure any cat will ignore it in favor of the box it came in. FixNation is a remarkable charity which attempts to…
It’s just a pushable basket you use to store groceries and skate cart ride around the aisles with, so why do grocery carts cost $100 a cart? Science Channel details how the shopping cart is made with 75 yard of a steel cage covered in Telfon, how the bumpers can withstand 30mph crashes, how the…
Have you guys been paying attention to the State Department’s Spring Break tips? Because you really, really should be. They are just awful. The account—which, by the away, is verified—has been dispensing bizarre advice to would-be travelers since the beginning of March. The tweets feature spelling mistakes, strange tips, and vaguely offensive assumptions about other…
It’s flying colors! Paul Trillo’s Chromaticity cleverly choreographed four drones to fly across the sky and leave smoke of color against the backdrop of the endless ocean. The effect is pretty awesome to see because the smoke grenades cover the drone and make it seem as if it’s just a team of superheroes flying together.…
The US interstate highway system was once a marvel of modern engineering, allowing the movement of goods and ideas that ushered in an era of unprecedented prosperity. But when those highways reached the cities they connected, they plowed through the lowest-income areas, physically dividing neighborhoods and financially devastating communities. A new initiative announced by US…
Why, Microsoft? Why are you doing this to me? You just stuck a fork in my eye and a knife through my heart. Heading into today’s Microsoft Build 2016 keynote, I knew it might get boring. It was a developer conference, so it really makes no sense that I’m disappointed after seeing what Satya Nadella…
Those wooden railroad ties underneath the metal railroad tracks? Absolutely solid hunks of wood perfect for reclaimed furniture. Here’s one being transformed into a stable wooden bench that can fit a whole lot of adults. The build is pretty simple too, all you need is a saw, a drill, and a chisel to pull it…
Microsoft just wrapped its big software keynote for Build 2016, and we saw lots of new stuff. New Windows updates, new software for Xbox, and tons and tons of bots. But not everything was a winner—in fact, some of the biggest disappointments were what was completely ignored. Here’s the best and worst stuff from Microsoft’s…
