Teslar Watch Oozes Well-being Into Oprah

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I'm calling bullshit on this one, for obvious reasons, but apparently Oprah thinks this works so bully for her. Philip Stein makes these strange, crappy quartz watches with a magical little bugger in there that resists negative ions or electricity or whatever. Kind of like those magnets that cure lumbago and arthritis.

There's a full FAQ on the page, which makes us even more skeptical. But go ahead and throw your cash away.

Loved by celebrities (Oprah Winfrey, Madonna and Jack Nicholson to name three), it works through a combination of the Teslar technology combined with the watch's battery and coil, which generates a zero-point waveform pulsed at 7-9 Hertz, creating what they call the "cocoon of calm".


Sure. Gas escaping my anus also vibrates at 7-9 hertz and that seems to calm me down as well.

Product Page [Philip Stein via TechDigest]