Demonic Nazi Elf, Elves (1989)
This one’s a bit darker in tone (though still ridiculous in concept and execution) than some of the others on this list. After accidentally summoning a creepy demonic elf as part of a “sisters of anti-Christmas” ritual with her friends, virginal teenager Kirsten (Julie Austin) becomes the focus of a plot first launched by Hitler to create a master race of human-elf hybrids. The luxuriously bearded Dan “Grizzly Adams” Haggerty plays a down-on-his-luck former detective turned mall Santa who gets pulled into these high-concept, low-budget shenanigans, as the kill-crazy elf stalks Kirsten with the singular goal of impregnating her with a Nazi monster. Yep, you read all that right.
