In case you missed it, Comcast and Time Warner Cable have officially confirmed their intentions to be come one gigantic conglomerate of suck. The internet, understandably, found this upsetting! Here are the funniest, angriest tweets about your new favorite monopoly:
Comcast acquiring Time Warner Cable is like Nickelback and Creed deciding to go on tour together.
— David Hoang (@davidhoang) February 13, 2014
The sale of Time Warner Cable to Comcast will be completed between 8am and 1pm depending on if the CEO is late at another appointment
— William Gallahue (@willgallahue) February 13, 2014
Here's my cartoon on Comcast and Time Warner and now I'm going to have a drink pic.twitter.com/qnoJKArXpJ
— Susie Cagle (@susie_c) February 13, 2014
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Everyone who is worried about the Comcast Time Warner Cable merger can relax. I'm still getting a solid 28.8K on my modem.
— DavePell@threads (@davepell) February 13, 2014
First glimpse of the new Comcast/Time Warner logo pic.twitter.com/7W3NqEO96g
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) February 13, 2014
Hey girl are you the Comcast Time Warner merger because you undermine my faith in the basic functions of democracy
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) February 13, 2014
Comcast is buying TimeWarner Cable. Now we're gonna see if shit customer service can truly scale.
— DavePell@threads (@davepell) February 13, 2014
When Comcast eats up Time-Warner, is the new company just going to be called Monopoly?
— Tim Goodman (@BastardMachine) February 13, 2014
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The Comcast/Time Warner Cable merger is scheduled for next Thursday, sometime between the hours of 8am and 6pm.
— Jared Spool (@jmspool) February 13, 2014
Wow, a Comcast/Time Warner merger would create a combined customer service department of well over ten employees.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 13, 2014
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So… Does this mean we all get twice the channels?
— mat honan ☀️ (@mat) February 13, 2014
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Comcast's $44 billionTime Warner bid "certain to attract antitrust scrutiny." Pope certain to be Catholic, etc. etc. http://t.co/csmsQnaV70
— Molly Wood (@mollywood) February 13, 2014
My advice to Comcast is to just buy basic Time Warner cable. Don't get up sold for one of the more expensive packages.
— Chris Steller (@chris_steller) February 13, 2014
Pretty stoked that Comcast is buying Time Warner Cable b/c I absolutely despise reliable products and acceptable levels of customer service.
— Blair Herter (@blairherter) February 13, 2014
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Congrats to Comcast! Finally, somebody is happy to have Time-Warner Cable.
— Damian Holbrook (@damianholbrook) February 13, 2014
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"Hey, let's buy Time Warner because it will help us deliver dependable cable to our customers, who we serve for a fair price."
*LAUGHTER*— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) February 13, 2014
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Comcast has agreed to buy Time Warner Cable in a bid to create a massive vortex and concentration of shitty customer service.
— Joar (@JoarGarrosh) February 13, 2014
Dude, @Comcast, I totally know how it feels to pay $44 billion for Time Warner Cable http://t.co/a0ZKvDXdo4
— Nathan Bransford (@NathanBransford) February 13, 2014
I worry that by acquiring TimeWarner, Comcast is at risk of losing its indie cred.
— DavePell@threads (@davepell) February 13, 2014
Comcast plans to buy Time Warner Cable. They tried to do it 6 months ago but they've been on hold for a representative
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) February 13, 2014
I'm late to the TWC/Comcast party, so all I have to say, and I mean this in the most offensive way possible, is Jesus fucking Christ.
— Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli (@banditelli) February 13, 2014
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I'm pretty sure it says something about Comcast buying Time Warner in the book of Revelations.
— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) February 13, 2014
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I wake up to find Comcast bought TWC, and Taylor Swift now has short hair. Good bye cruel world, im going back to bed.
— Iateyourpie (@Iateyourp1e) February 13, 2014
Comcast buying Time Warner is like one black hole of sucky customer service subsuming a second black hole of suck. Serious mass of suck.
— Kat Scott 🐀 (@kscottz) February 13, 2014
Comcast is buying Time Warner Cable. Isn't that moving toward a monopo– <TRANSMISSION DELETED> Wait I wasn't finishe– <WE ARE IN CONTROL>
— Jason Carr (@JasonCarrTV) February 13, 2014
Congrats to Comcast and Time Warner – maybe those two crazy upstarts can really shake up the cable industry!
— it’s lawsuit time (@jesseltaylor) February 13, 2014
I hope Comcast is getting a free month of HBO or Showtime thrown in for their $45 billion. #TWC
— Keith Price (@TheKeithPrice) February 13, 2014
The Time Warner / Comcast merger is great for consumers. There's one less terrible corporation to hate.
— J.B. Sauceda (@jaybsauceda) February 13, 2014
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Comcast CEO celebrates acquisition. #timewarnercable pic.twitter.com/lkzrnu3E0I
— Ryan Parker (@TheRyanParker) February 13, 2014
