Well, another Game of Thrones episode set the internet on fire. “The Lion and the Rose” featured a very different wedding and a very different shocker from last time, but the reactions were no less passionate, as these amazing tweets prove. SPOILERS AHEAD, obviously.
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Kids, take note as to what happens when you chop up a perfectly good book. #IReadItInABook #RIPJoffrey
— Samwell Tarly (@SamTarly_) April 14, 2014
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Poor Joffrey…- said absolutely no one. #GoT pic.twitter.com/anG01f6Cis
— Danielle McDaniels (@stilettomafia) April 14, 2014
King Joffrey: one glass of one too many. See you later, you sadistic little punkass.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 14, 2014
I still mad #GameOfThrones ended 7 minutes early. That could have been 7 more minutes of Joffrey dying like a bitch.
— Ivan Calderon (@chicorican) April 14, 2014
Annnnnnnnd Joffrey didn't get no wedding day pussy. God is good
— Queens Child Project & Tubi Films Project Manager (@SoloChills) April 14, 2014
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How do people feel about Joffrey's death? pic.twitter.com/OEB8vesVP3
— Samwell Tarly (@SamTarly_) April 14, 2014
I had a feeling that eventually Joffrey would choke. Just surprised at how #GameOfThrones
— Aaron Schnell (@AaronSchnell16) April 14, 2014
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Joffrey seems like the kind of guy who would have a look-a-like get killed at his wedding then pop out of the cake holding Robs head. #GOT
— LSF (@ComicBookRelief) April 14, 2014
Finally, the Game of Thrones to Mad Men handoff returns tonight. The Joffrey to Pete transition is completely seamless.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 13, 2014
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Guys! It was Sigur Ros playing at the #PurpleWedding!!! Who else wanted to punch Joffrey in the face when he shut them up?
— aranya | ritesh (@zenaranya) April 14, 2014
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Hey joffrey, ned stark sends his regards. #PurpleWedding
— Fairest of Them All (@GKolojeski) April 14, 2014
Yo I'm about to jump through my TV and kill Joffrey myself
— ♦️ (@CharlieRizzuti) April 14, 2014
"Can't believe HBOGO broke the Undertaker's streak. ..something, something King Joffrey." – What I think Twitter is telling me.
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) April 7, 2014
"My queen, what shall we do with this copy of 'MILFs With Their Eyes Gouged Out' Magazine we found in Joffrey's undergarment drawer?"
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) April 14, 2014
Joffrey should have named his sword Bookslayer, Blade of Ignorance #GameOfThrones #GoT #GAMEOFTHRONESSEASON4
— Aaron Amal (@BlackOtaku) April 14, 2014
By Dothraki standards, Joffrey's wedding is a rather dull event tho.
— GS (@gsidharta) April 14, 2014
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If you listen really closely, you can hear Joffrey say, "Hail… HYDRA…"
— Greg Knauss (@gknauss) April 14, 2014
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Anyone feeling a moral hangover from their pleasure in last night's #GameofThrones? http://t.co/QA02Aj6WNn
— Alyssa Rosenberg (@AlyssaRosenberg) April 14, 2014
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It's hard to believe that the Dothraki wedding in the pilot was the most boring wedding on #gameofthrones
— Josh Johnson (@jsjohnson22) April 14, 2014
I hope everyone in the Westeros wedding industry demands to be paid upfront. #GameOfThrones
— Brendan Hay (@B_Hay) April 14, 2014
Just watched Game of Thrones and now I'm in a GREAT mood. Who wants shots?!?!?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 14, 2014
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Only sad thing is… we'll never see Joffrey getting slapped again. #GameOfThrones
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) April 14, 2014
Por fin murio joffrey qlo !!!
#GOT #GameOfTrones pic.twitter.com/PDr0drZV3L— 💀 ℂ𝕆𝕋𝕋𝕐 💀 (@CottyParada) April 14, 2014
BUT I COULD NEVER LOVE ROBB AS MUCH AS I HATED JOFFREY
— ~MITAM~ (@lovestronglarry) April 14, 2014
JOFFREY IS DEAD pic.twitter.com/RRP9t47LFD
— sthe (@sthefanycunhaa) April 14, 2014
I'm starting to get the impression that King Joffrey isn't a very nice guy.
— The Defunct Games (@DefunctGames) April 14, 2014
You're welcome.
— George RR Martin (@GRRM) April 14, 2014
Of course, King Joffrey himself was no slouch in the tweet department:
Spying on Margaery getting dressed for our wedding. If that's bad luck, why does it feel so right?
— King Joffrey Baratheon (@KlNG_JOFFREY) April 13, 2014
Thinking of making Ned's head my best man at my wedding tonight.
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) April 13, 2014
Time to party. pic.twitter.com/1XDCKyIz7v
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) April 14, 2014
Good news: I made it into heaven.
Bad news: Starks are everywhere.— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) April 14, 2014
What does Joffrey say to the God of Death? "Not Tod–…damnit" 😵
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) April 14, 2014
When you play the Game of Thrones you either die or fucking die there is no middle ground, you just die.
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) April 14, 2014
