Just imagine about how much faster your computer would run, and how much less blood you'd have to clean off of your doormat! Cats are terrible beasts. [YouTube—Thanks, Tim!]
Does anyone have a theory as to why cats love computers? I've seen it time and time again, with mine and with other peoples cats. When I have a computer taken apart, she has to be up in the thing. I move her, place her out of the room, she always ends up right back. Close the door you say? She meows like someones stabbing her with a dull rusty machete. I'm typing right now and she's watching the letters pop up and hasn't blinked in about 8 minutes. What attracts them to computers?
*Puns about mice not welcome