Stop it. Your pastry is doing too much. If you want a donut, have a donut. If you want a croissant, have a croissant, dumbass. But you absolutely do not need this unholy bakery chimera for any reason at any time. We do not need food to do gimmicks.
In some ways smart glasses are more legitimate than ever, but in others they feel like one big work in progress.
Turns out, those primal fears aren't as irrational as you'd hope they are.
