Stop it. Your pastry is doing too much. If you want a donut, have a donut. If you want a croissant, have a croissant, dumbass. But you absolutely do not need this unholy bakery chimera for any reason at any time. We do not need food to do gimmicks.
There are so many screens out there to watch things on, and not all of them have to take up tons of space in a dorm room.
Believe it or not, there are still good laptops you can find that won't break the bank.
Stay cool and enjoy the long, sunny days ahead with these gadgets to upgrade your life this summer and beyond.