Stop it. Your pastry is doing too much. If you want a donut, have a donut. If you want a croissant, have a croissant, dumbass. But you absolutely do not need this unholy bakery chimera for any reason at any time. We do not need food to do gimmicks.
If you're looking for an easier (or more fun) way to get to and from class, we've got great recommendations whether you're looking to roll up on one wheel or two.
