So you're thinking about sending a dick pic. Congratulations! There comes a time in every man's life when this thought crosses his mind. This very website has even implied that it's ok to send a sex organ selfie to any asshole in your phone book.
But before you hit send on this message of your manbits, take a look at this list and make sure the receiver is not one of the following people:
1) Your mother
2) Your father
3) Your sister
4) Your brother
5) Your grandmother
6) Your grandfather
7) Your aunt
8) Your uncle
9) Your cousin
10) Your second cousin
11) Your next door neighbor
12) Your roommate
13) Your former roommate
14) Your ex-girlfriend
15) Your ex-boyfriend
15) President Barack Obama
16) Vice President Joe Biden
17) Secretary of State John Kerry
18) Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel
19) Attorney General Eric Holder
20) Secretary of Agriculture Thomas Vilsack
21) Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker
22) Secretary of Labor Thomas Perez
23) Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius
24) Secretary of Transportation Anthony Foxx
25) Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell
26) Your senator
27) Your representative
28) Your state senator
29) Your state representative
30) Your high school pre-cal teacher
31) A local news anchor
32) A librarian
33) Your doctor*
34) Your boss
35) Your intern
36) Your dentist
37) Your rabbi
38) Your neighborhood barista
39) The woman who works at the checkout at CVS on weekends
40) A comedian
41) The guy who played Squints in the Sandlot
43) A police officer
44) A firefighter
45) A private investigator
46) Nik Richie
47) Sam Biddle
48) Me
50) Anyone who works for any website in any capacity
51) Martha Stewart
52) Oprah
53) Tonya Harding
54) Tanya Tucker
55) Nancy Kerrigan
56) Diane Sawyer
57) Barbara Walters
58) Brian Williams
59) Brian Wilson
60) Brian Wilson
61) Carnie Wilson
62) Wendy Wilson
63) Chynna Phillips
64) Phillip Seymour Hoffman
65) Phillip Phillips
66) Michael Phelps
67) Fred Phelps
68) Fred Willard
69) Willard Fillmore
70) Al Roker
71) Will Smith
72) Jada Pinkett-Smith
73) Willow Smith
74) Jaden Smith
75) Your housekeeper
76) Your mailman
77) Your plumber
78) Your building's superintendent
79) Tiger Woods
80) Elin Nordegren
81) Nevada Senator John Ensign
82) Mark Zuckerberg
83) Priscilla Chan Zuckerberg
84) General David Patraeus
85) A landscaper
86)A jeweler
87) Thomas Friedman
88) Thomas Keller
89) Thomas Kinkaide
90) Clarence Thomas
91) Your barber
92) Your esthetician
93) Your manicurist
94) Your shrink
95) Your dermatologist*
96) The guy from Catfish
97) Ian McKellan
98) Guy Fieri
99) Gordon Ramsay
100) Emeril Lagasse
101) Mat Honan
102) The golf pro at your in-laws' country club
103) Your sister's best friend
104) Your niece
105) Your nephew
106) A farmer
107) Your dad's fraternity brother
108) A lobster fisherman
109) Your yoga teacher
110) Woz
111) Kevin Bacon
112) His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis
113) The notary that works at your post office
114) Dennis Haskins
115) Mark Curry
116) Alfonso Ribeiro
117) Mark Paul Gosselaar
118) A TSA agent
119) A flight attendant
120) A pilot
121) Ben Savage
122) Dan Savage
123) Joey Lawrence
124) Matt Lawrence
125) Andy Lawrence
126) A waiter
127) A bartender
128) Your doorman
129) Hotel concierge
130) A travel agent
131) A carnie
132) A clown
133) A baker
134) Your drug dealer
135) Henry Blodget
136) Kevin Rose
137) Kevin Rose's dog
138) DJ Khaled
139) Michael Stipe
140) A judge
141) A court reporter
142) A boat driver
143) Jamal Mashburn
144) Lisa Leslie
145) Tom Jones
146) A professional poker player
147) A Blackjack dealer
148) An Elvis impersonator
149) An Elvis fan
150) A teen
151) A tween
152) Mayor Rob Ford
153) A cow
154) Jaleel White
155) A sushi chef
156) A beat poet
157) Andre 3000
158) Bill Gates
159) Bill Nye
160) Bill Clinton
161) George Clinton
162) The guy who installed your cable box
163) An archeologist
164) A museum curator
165) A Subway Sandwich artist
166) A garbage man
167) A window washer
168) A clod of dirt
169) An Apple genius
170) Ben Stein
171) Tucker Carlson
173) A haberdasher
174) A security guard
175) A mathematician
176) A janitor
178) A backup dancer
179) Drake
180) Alec Baldwin
181) Stephen Baldwin
182) Billy Baldwin
183) Taebo inventor Billy Blanks
184) Sharon Stone
185) Sylvester Stallone
186) A scone
187) A small block of cheese
188) A cartoonist
189) A secretary
190) A personal trainer
191) The ladies who do Tai Chi every morning in the park near your office
192) Your old piano teacher
193) A construction worker
194) A city parks employee
195) A dog walker
196) A dog groomer
197) A veterinarian
198) A pediatrician
199) A mortician
200) Sarah Mclachlan
201) A Canadian
202) Survivor host Jeff Probst
203) Randy Jackson
204) Jermaine Jackson
205) Tito Jackson
206) Janet Jackson
207) Marlon Jackson
208) Jackie Jackson
209) LaToya Jackson
210) Marlon Jackson
211) Some twigs
212) Anthony Weiner
*If you're texting your doctor a dick pic, chances are you should just make an appointment