The FBI's Silk Road Takedown Notice Is Sassy as Hell

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Now that the FBI officially gets to add notch number two to their virtual-drug-empire-conquest belt, the feds are feeling sassy as all get-out. And they've got the jokes to match.

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From the official takedown notice:

Let's be clear—this Silk Road, in whatever form, is the road to prison.... We don't get tired.

Get it? Because the site's name was Silk Road. And it's a "road" to prison. Roads. Sass. God bless America. [FBI]

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As Long as There is Beer I'm There.

...we dont get tired.

That's actually a terrifying thing to read.