You probably don’t remember The Fifth Element game for Playstation because it was so crappy. And you don’t remember this 8-bit The Fifth Element game because, sadly, it never existed. It’s just a video made by those jerks at CineFix, who keep taunting us with awesome but fake retro game remakes of classic movies.
Our opportunity to gawk at Corben and Leeloo Dallas multi-pass’ sexy pixelated flesh, gone forever—before it even existed.
