The first Apple Watch reviews touched down yesterday, and the first reviews of the new MacBook today. But that’s not all! Now that Cupertino’s review embargo has lifted, reporters everywhere are free to talk about yet another exciting Apple product: The future.
Here’s what we know so far:
- The problem with the future is that it isn’t here yet. (Hurry up, future. Hurry the hell up.)
- This is a little too much future all at once
- The future isn’t ready for the present
- Smartwatches may one day be the future
We’ll let you know more when we get our hands on a future of our own. But it looks like the future is promising, even if the version of it that you’ll actually want is still a few years out. You should really wait for the future.
The second revision is bound to be waaaaay better.