The Giant Nine-Pound Rats Are Coming

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Okay, let me just get this out of the way. AHHHHH HOLY CRAP THIS RAT WEIGHS NINE POUNDS! There, I feel better, but residents of the Florida Keys don't. Why? Because these 9-pound Gambian giant pouch rats are on the loose.


Here's how this debacle happened. Some yahoo on Grassy Key island was breeding and raising these Gambian giant pouch rats. Like ya do. Sometime between 1999 and 2001, said yahoo released them into the wild, either on purpose or by accident, because that's what yahoos do. Florida State Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and U.S. Department of Agriculture officials thought they'd caught them all. Nope. It turns out they missed a few, and they've been breeding and spreading.

Last year, based on reports of sightings of these small-dog-sized rats, trapping efforts began again. They've caught about twenty so far, including some pregnant females. The good news is that it's believed that the rats are contained in a relatively small area, because they like to burrow and most of the island's soil is too rife with coral. However, if the rats manage to get off the island and onto a place with softer ground, like, say the mainland United States, well, we would have a major problem. One of those giant-rat kinds of major problems. God only knows how big they could get if they discover the NYC subway system. [ via Fark]

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Occupy Gizmodo

Well if the giant pythons successfully invade the Florida Keys they will no longer have a Giant Rat problem.


But I'm not sure how much better that actually is.