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The Horseless Messenger

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There’s more than Eminem in Detroit, as a chap named Ford has just announced his Model T manureless carriage. Nicknamed “Tin Lizzie”, the Model T utilizes a 4-cylinder motor that produces a whopping 20 horses worth of power.

Let’s put 20 horses in a real world context for scale. Pretend you are riding in a carriage pulled by 2 horses. Now take that feeling and multiply it by 10. (Feel free to use a slide rule if you need to). Our only concern is that with as poorly as women already drive their horses, we can only imagine the damage they’ll do with multiple beast motor power. Though maybe if a lady were to lie on the car she would appear 20 times more beautiful.

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