If the GOP wants to win big on election day, it’s going to have to do everything in its power to keep minorities from voting. But as The Onion rightly points out, its voter suppression methods are in drastic need of modernization. That doesn’t mean the jokesters can’t conjure up VoteRite, a fictional app that’s tailor-made for disenfranchisement. Luckily for democracy, the GOP’s dream app doesn’t exist yet.
