The Pope Says Worship Not False iDols: Save Us, Oh True Jesus Phone

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The Pope warned all Gizmodo readers this past Christmas morning with a rhetorical line of questioning.

Is a Saviour needed by a humanity which has invented interactive communication, which navigates in the virtual ocean of the Internet and, thanks to the most advanced modern communications technologies, has now made the Earth, our great common home, a global village?

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Of course we still need a Savior. Hopefully, our shepherd, Steve Jobs, will unveil Apple-Cellphone-Thingy, the true Jesus Phone—or jPhone—in two weeks, at the Macworld Keynote. It shall lift the hunger and disease you speak of from the land, as it will cure the rabid state of mind infecting Mac fanboys like yours truly.

So, we're all on the same page, your Pope-ness.

Pope: Worship God not technology [CNN]

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"Mohammads alive and well driving a taxi in down town New York. Oh and selling drugs and pushing prostitution amongst the great unwashed"

In his spare time he's got a 7-11 franchise he runs.