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New Self-Help Book For Loser Men Says Take a Shower and Don’t Rape Her

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What do women want? Not to get raped, according to this sex-advice book called Getting Laid: Get the Sex You Want! Women also prefer men who have recently had a shower. It also helps if men “pretend to listen” to women, according to this classic. As for online dating, the authors warn that people seeking dates on the Internet are “very, very likely to be fat.”

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