Hookai. So, quick question for $1,000: What sticks, stands, and hangs?

The StickStrap, of course. The mobile device holder that is "portable and practical." The holder with suction cups that is "innovative and inspiring." The strap that "securely grasps your iPhone and can serve as a sexual toy at the same time." Maybe I made up the last one, but come on, this thing has so many uses that is hard to justify not spending $10 on it. If only to ask people to pull the red handle from your jeans. [Aprodukt]