The werewolf dudes from Twilight’s second movie New Moon have just raised the oops-I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little bar with this new promo pic. Take that shiny, forlorn vampires — quiver in fear from their spray tan abs.
The actors are Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier. Not pictured: Taylor Lautner, and his terrible, terrible wig. But he’ll be the main source of narrative tension for the lovers no one’s rooting for.
This whole ad campaign is going to ruin my werewolves-are-more-meta-than-zombies philosophy. Get a better look over at USA Today.
https://gizmodo.com/nevermind-zombies-ive-moved-on-to-werewolves-5207453
