The Virgin Mary Keeps Your Data Safe...in Her Womb

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If you have some really precious data that could use a little protection from above, you are in luck. This Virgin Mary flash drive will store up to 512MB of data and safeguard it from evil. When connected to the computer her LED heart will glow and "beat" —increasing in intensity when information is being transferred. Sure it costs €69 (or $100), but can you really put a price on protection straight from heaven? [Product Page via Ship of Fools via BB Gadgets]

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Beware. Accidentally transer just one - that's right just ONE - porn file onto this blessed device and beams of the purest Heavenly light will stream forth from the LED heart of Our Lady, searing your retinas for all eternity.

But otherwise, yeah, it makes a good stocking stuffer.