Car Crash Victim s Arm Found, Cellphone Intact
“Wouldn t it have been fucked up if the guy asked her for her number, then called the cell phone to find the arm?”
https://gizmodo.com/car-crash-victims-arm-found-cellphone-intact-155708
“What the hell? The next time they leave their car in the car park someone should take it and send them the air freshener back.”
https://gizmodo.com/bad-samaritan-keeps-camera-155737
Apple s Free Olympic Publicity
“The snowboarders will be all set as soon as Apple makes a roach clip on a lanyard.”
https://gizmodo.com/apples-free-olympic-publicity-155711
“That looks like it would scare a three-year old coming downstairs at night for a glass of water. It kinda creeps me out now.”
https://gizmodo.com/bubo-the-hax0ring-owl-155608
“keep your politics out of a gadget blog.”
https://gizmodo.com/tuning-fork-155656
“Why? Cuz your head will explode if you’re forced to read a few words that just might not meet up exactly with your own world view? Have you found that on average you can sanitize your consumption of the planet in such a way so that you don’t ever have to encounter something that you don’t like?
It’s a rich and beautiful universe. I recommend you bathe in it daily.”
Samsung Introduces the New Flatscreen 8 Schwing
“I guess it’s true that asians don t shave down there…EVER!”
https://gizmodo.com/samsung-introduces-the-new-flatscreen-8-schwing-155638
