Breaking: The White House has Vined! The White House has Vined! It's a predetermined fact that all political entities will eventually seize to every form social media in an effort to "speak to kids". And the White House totally killed the casting for its first Vine.

Say hello to Levar Burton an Bill Nye. It's Mr. freaking Reading Rainbow and Mr. freaking Science Guy! These are our people! Now that's how you speak to the early adopters. Just, you know, leave the Vine muted because they're not saying anything important.