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This Slimy Policeman Recorded Himself Masturbating On His Car's Dashboard Camera

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What do you do if your name is Mike Eiskant and you're a policeman in Santa Fe, New Mexico? Masturbate in your car, of course! While talking to pictures of big-breasted women and recording everything on your dashboard camera—for ten minutes, as this video shows.

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There is only sound in the video released by the Santa Fe Police Department, but you can clearly listen to him going through the whole process: unzipping his pants while looking at a picture of a woman in his phone, saying "oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby" and moaning while masturbating.

Apparently, this was the icing on the thick crusty cake of accusations against Eiskant, which include "two counts of attempt to commit a felony for false imprisonment, one count of stalking, two counts of harassment and charges for larceny and possession of marijuana." According to the criminal complaints filed in Bernalillo County District Court, seven of the charges in 2011 involved women in traffic stops. What a piece of disgusting trash.

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Even a former colleague, ex-officer Shannon Brady, tried to file a complaint for sexual harassment against this individual. Instead of filing the complaint, the officer in charge offered mediation between the parties, which Brady declined.

Now, the office of Attorney General Gary King says they have reached a plea deal with Eiskant. According to them, he "will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States." What really amazes me is that this slime ball will still be a police officer after all those criminal charges. [JDJ]

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joergengeerds
Joergen Geerds

I am a bit confused here: jacking off while at work gets you into the media and banned from your job across the US, like something really really terrible has happened. But if a member of the same profession pepper-sprays harmless citizens, or harasses them or even shoots them dead, he gets a pat on the back for a job well done? Yes, sexual harassment from a public officer is not cool, should not be tolerated, and punished appropriately. But the punishment should fit the crime, and should be doled out by a proper jury/court, not the public opinion. and the real crime would be the sexual harassment of women, masturbation not really. the whole story is just wrong. /rant