In case you needed a laugh this afternoon, author Susan Jane Bigelow took to Twitter with a short fanfic about the lives of Fred, Velma and Daphne long after they were teenagers.
VELMA: Figures.
DAPHNE: Always knew you were a square.
FRED: Hey, it was this or work for Jeb. You know. Money's good.
VELMA: Right.— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
FRED: Is Shaggy coming?
VELMA: Still in rehab. He's doing a lot better. You should go see him.
FRED: …I really should.
DAPHNE: You won't.— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
FRED: Yeah, okay. I coulda done that. How bout you, Daph? Modeling?
DAPHNE: Mechanic. All that work fixing the Mystery Machine paid off!— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
DAPHNE: [laughs]
VELMA: Uh, well? [takes Daphne's hand] We got married last fall.
FRED: Jesus fuck. I knew it.— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
VELMA: Yeah… us neither.
DAPHNE: I thought about it. But… it wouldn't have been the same.
FRED: I hear you.— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
VELMA: Still can't believe you work for Trump. You ass.
FRED: Hey, it's my life!
VELMA: Still married?
FRED: Shut up. I'm leaving.— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
DAPHNE: Yeah?
VELMA: Wanna stop at the Humane Society on the way home? They have puppies.
DAPHNE: [leans against her] …I'd like that.— Susan 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Bigelow (@whateversusan) November 28, 2015
