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The Onion Reviews Planet of the Apes (NSFW)

Peter Rosenthal's here this week to review the new Planet of the Apes movie. No, not the one from 2011. No, not the one from 2001. Nope, not 1973, 1972, 1971, 1970, or 1968. No, the other one.

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Do you guys know who Armond White is? If not, he's a critic you either love or hate. He has a very, um, eclectic taste in cinema. I believe once he was the only critic in the entire nation to pan one of the Pixar movies and the hell storm that arose on RottenTomatoes was hilarious. Here is his review (spoiler alert: he hated it.)…