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Tomorrow's Masturbation Technology is Here, Today!

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It may not compare to the fabled "Blowjob Machine," but naughty gadget maker Tenga has unveiled their "New Adult Concept" lineup of "onanism cups" that offer male users five "never before experienced sexual sensations." Choose from the Deep Throat Cup, Soft Tube Cup, Rolling Head Cup, Air Cushion Cup, and the invigorating Double Hole Cup. The devices are disposable, and Tenga stresses that you shouldn't be using them repeatedly by "rinsing them out." Ha Ha...gross! The devices are available now starting at 1500 yen ($14) —Japan only (sorry horny Westerners!). [Product Page via Digital World Tokyo via Wired]

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Update: The device is available in the States. Horny Westerners rejoice! $18-$27 [US Product Page]

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If I may I make a suggestion, how about a new "work-safe" homepage for Gizmodo, with only work-safe articles, that way we don't have to deal with the increasing number of NSFW trigger words from alerting our IT departments?

This is my favorite tech site, and normally I wouldn't give a flying fuck, and certainly don't when reading Gizmodo at home, but the frequency of these articles is getting ridiculous. I don't know how open-minded my bosses are, and would rather not take chances.