If you've seen War of the Worlds, then it only makes sense that if an alien race were to visit our planet, they'd be pretty strict about personal hygiene before making contact with humans. Those tiny bacterial organisms all over our hands pose a real threat to extraterrestrials, so what better way to scrub up than with this alien abduction-themed soap dispenser?
It's available from the Duncan Shotton Design Studio online store for just $20, in your choice of a human being abducted by a yellow tractor beam, or a cow being snatched from a field by a blue beam. Both work equally well with dish soap, hand soap, or whatever viscous liquid you need to pump—whether of this Earth or not. [Duncan Shotton Design Studio via Notcot]