So this week we've been getting a nice first look at Windows 7, and it looks to have some pretty great features. But what about the features that Microsoft would never, ever put in their new OS? Those are for us to come up with using our good friend Photoshop, like my example above of Porno Clippy. Come up with your own examples of Windows 7 features you'd like to see and send them to me at by next Tuesday with "Windows 7 Features" in the subject line. Name your files FirstnameLastname.jpg with your name and save them as JPGs, PNGs or GIFs. Then, come back next Tuesday to see the top three winners and then the rest of the best entries in our Gallery of Champions. Get to it!