https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCx5_K_21_k
So you’ve waiting in line for hours upon hours and finally, at long last, you have. You have your brand new iPhone 5. Its long body cradled lightly in your hands, like the willowy limb of runway model.
So what are you gonna do, now that you have the object of your affection? Nuke it, of course. Pop it in the microwave and let it roast. Kill it with fire! [Reddit]
