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Waterproof MP3 Player Disses Other Waterproof Stuff, Makes Noise

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Ah, the gentle susurration of the waves lulling me to sleep. But what’s that? A diss? Right on the front page?

Freestyle Audio makes waterproof MP3 players. Ok. Fine. Happy happy. But after listening to their loud, scratchy wave noises when you load the page, you read on to discover that they hate their competitors. I think you’re allowed to say “In an independent study, respondents found they really liked our MP3 players.” You’re not allowed to say “USA Today sez the waterproof MP3 case SUX0RS! N00bS!”

Come on, guys? Publicly calling attention to other’s crappy reviews is sure to get you in the end because someone is going to review your flash player and say it sucked as well. Don’t you see where this leads? Dogs and cats, living together. Total anarchy.

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