Just in time for today’s big Apple event, now you too can look, act, and even dress like Steve Jobs. All you have to do is go to thrown-together fanboy site Steve’s Outfit, The Definitive Wardrobe Source, where you’ll find the exact brands of clothing that constitute that studied slouchiness of He Who Is Surrounded by the Reality Distortion Field. We can’t for the life of us figure out, though, why the site says Levi’s 501 jeans cost $138. Heck, the site tells us the total for a St. Croix mock turtleneck, those jeans and New Balance 991 shoes is $458, and that doesn
t even include underwear. Perhaps that’s the billionaire
s price.
Hey, you could go to Target and pick up a black mock turtleneck, Levi’s 501s and a pair of gray running shoes on sale and save yourself about $400. Better yet, carry on, wearing what you normally wear, and smoke
em if you got
em.
