Have you been frantically petitioning for signatures against the Comcast-Time Warner merger? Do you tweet profanities at @TWCHelp and @ComcastCares in the hopes that someone will see your words and feel even the slightest pangs of regret? You're wasting your life! Because Comcast doesn't give a fuck.

Funny or Die's newest video poking fun at big cable companies is probably doing them a service more than anything else. Pretending to give a shit has to be exhausting! Especially when they know that you literally haveno option other than to just sit there and take it. [Digg]