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What Do You Do on Your Phone When You're in the Bathroom?

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Look, we all do it. Ever since smartphones made the rack of toilet water-sprayed magazines obsolete, our alone time in the bathroom has gotten a lot more interesting. How do you fill the one-to-three minute void when you're, um, voiding yourself?


It might be the perfect amount of time for playing a round of Two Dots or replying to mom's texts or, I dunno, even joining conference calls? Or maybe you're even joining us from a porcelain throne right now. Let us know—just be sure to wash your hands after!


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1-3 minutes? What are you, a professional speed-dumper? I take a full 5-7 minutes, thank you very much...there's nothing worse than making a pit stop only to realize a few minutes later that you didn't get it all out.