What do you think this goblin is saying on Jim C. Hines' book cover?

We're stoked to present the first exclusive look at the cover for Jim C. Hines' new story collection, The Goblin Master's Grimoire. But when you see the full cover (below), you'll be left with a pressing question: What exactly is the goblin in the picture saying? Answer it, and you could win a signed copy of Hines' novel Libriomancer.

Yes, Hines is giving an autographed copy of Libriomancer to whoever comes up with the best caption for the cover below, featuring art by Emily Fiegenschuh:

The Goblin Master's Grimoire comes out in November from ISFiC Press. So what have you got?