Paleontologists have long pointed out some of the problems with Jurassic Park the theme park – namely that most of its inhabitants weren’t actually from the actual Jurassic Era. College Humor looks at what Pre-Cambrian Park and other accurately named parks might look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXIEA_U2QY
Okay, these parks might not have been nearly as exciting as what InGen cooked up, but I would be all over a park that featured trilobites.