What Kind of Burglar Hides a Mouse Up His Ass?

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This kind.

We're still speculating about exactly why Noah Smith, the fellow in this photo, decided to stop in the middle of a burglary, strip off his clothes, sit on a bed, and jam a computer mouse up his own bum. What we do know right now is that he was likely under the influence of mushrooms and put up quite a fight when police officers tried to subdue him.

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We also know that he was taken to a hospital and X-rayed after someone noticed a cord—which was oddly misspelled as could in the police report—dangling from his rear. [The Smoking Gun via Jezebel]

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

Maybe some people do that to amuse their friends with amazing tricks.

Dude, you can't.

I can.

No fuckin' way.

Way.

Do it.

OK. *clenches*

Oh my god dude......it's actually scrolling on the browser....HOW the fuck are you doing that?

It's an inborn talent man.

You need to do this more often.