When we looked at startup horror stories last week, several commenters pointed out that crazy perks can be used to distract employees from the awful nature of their jobs. Beer pong tables, free massages, bottomless alcohol—even company-paid trips to sex workers. What’s the perk to end all perks?

In the past I’ve worked at offices fully stocked with ridiculous refrigerators, daily catered food, celebrity visits, manicures, yoga sessions and more. I’d rather snack on our free trailmix here. What’s the most insane stuff you’ve been offered at work or heard about from a friend?

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