Better than chewing on your Wii controller, or have the dog chew on your face (which ours has just done to Jesús, so guess who's off to see her husband in ER in a minute?) this official Wii chewing gum is a snip at four bucks. Normally, this is where I type something stupid, but it just doesn't seem appropriate. [GK World via TechnaBob]
Sorry to hear about the face biting! My wife's dog bit her in the face about a year ago. She had the dog long before she met me, so I couldn't put it down. I did instinctively punch it in the head though. Not real hard, but I still felt really strange about it later. My wife has four puncture wound scars on her chin, but at least the dog is comfortable around me again.
And I would completely buy this gum if I saw it in a store. I still can't find a wii to purchase, so as least I can have minty fresh breath while I search.