Is Her a beautifully rendered near-future vision of what life will be like when we start falling in love with artificial intelligence? Not if you ask Siri. She doesn't like Her one bit, and she'll let you know that in no uncertain terms.

Unlike Siri's biting but witty thoughts on Google Glass, her take on Spike Jonze's romantically inclined AI is downright cold. Don't feel jilted, Siri. Jonze may have passed you up for Scarlett Johansson, but we love you just the (clunky, off-kilter) way you are. [Buzzfeed]