I'm trying to imagine what a trip to the ER in this Chinese hospital would be like...

"He's convulsing!"
"We need a crash cart!"
"Who has a quarter??"
"I do! Take it!"
"Pullling...shit, 2 cherries. Don't you die on me!"
"Maybe you should try the craps tables. The odds are better."
"There's no time! I'm pulling again! Bar...bar...BAR! YES!"


[future perfect via Core77]

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