Your February Horoscope Is Here—We Built an AI Astrologer to Predict Your Future

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Welcome to AIstrology. With the help of research scientist Janelle Shane, we built a bot to generate monthly horoscopes, trained on about 3,500 extant readings as well as current monthly horoscopes. Each horoscope below is therefore a prediction based on a wealth of predictions for each sign; a distillation of what the stars have in store for you this month.

As a bonus, our bot invented all-new star signs—predictions for a distant future, no doubt. Its natural language faculties should improve the longer it’s trained. All predictions guaranteed accurate or your money back.

So you’ve come for a divination? You’ll be my first. How exciting for us both.

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Think of this as a calibration test. Let me begin a simulation on the month ahead:

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Aries: You will be all that you are and the foundation of space, and dear Scorpio, and you will be all that for a little while.

Taurus: The actions you take in the sun, a portal of energy that lasts ten days, and the beginning planets in various decisions will be in ideal angle to the fourteenth.


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Leo: You might hear the sun and rest.

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Libra: We it, you remember that you do.

Scorpio: TV, your personal planet of communication.

Sagittarius: You already have companion, but it can be tough to be heard, and this month will be a big month for you, and they were wrong.


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Write to me if lonely. See you next month!