eBay Deal of the Day: Vampire Killing Kit

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Otherwise, what you have here is a vampire killing kit complete with stakes, a few crosses, a bible "USED TO READ THE GOSPEL OVER CHILDRENS HEADS AS A REMEDY AGAINST ATTACKS AND ALSO FOR EXORCISM" and some glass vials for mixing potions and remedies. You could also dig through your neighbors trash for most of this stuff, but why bother when its all right here in an easy-to-carry case.

Extra points for the poster's strange assertion that there is "NO TATTOO HERE" in the post heading.

21st CENTURY VAMPIRE KILLING KIT———— NO TATTOO HERE [eBay]