Gotta Go Briefcase, For the Non-Stop Executive On the GoS

If you'll stop at nothing to get to the top, here's a briefcase that lets you keep on going and going. For those executives who are especially full of shit, this Gotta Go Briefcase has a maximum holding capacity of 175 lb. That might not be enough for some of the suits we've encountered.

We're just thinking those bloggers over at American Inventor Spot must be having a slow news day, or else they're getting ready for their big April Fools' Day push. Nevertheless, we think the privacy panel and the newspaper in that back pocket add a certain civilized air to this pioneering invention. Keep up the good work, guys.

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