Wired recently published a rundown of geek pranks—better known as tech jokes that the 1337 play on the normals. Their doozies include:

- Switch Keyboards to Dvorak
- Hide a Mouse's Trackball
- Use Mac Remote to F&*# With People, Making Them Weep Into Their Lattes

Here's a prank for you, Wired . How about you switch your own keyboard to Dvorak so you can't write any more April Fools' jokes and we can all get back to reading real news?

I mean, there may or Most Definitely Will Not Be iPhone news today. And we mean absolutely none. But to our defense, I didn't expect anyone would take it seriously...again.

April Fools' Pranks For Nerds [wired]