It's been a big week for the Rolling Stones. First, Keith Richards admits to snorting his father's ashes in what might just be the most insane and awesome admission by a celebrity ever, and now former Stones bassist Bill Wyman is releasing his own signature metal detector.
What in the hell is a former Rolling Stones bassist doing releasing a metal detector? Well, apparently everyone in that band is totally batshit insane, but Wyman claims to not only be a famous musician but also a "keen amateur historian and authority on metal detecting." Whatever dude, call me when you've done something as equally crazy as Richards and then maybe I'll be impressed.